I was hired by Google to produce the best image generation AI on the planet. After entire minutes of hard work I found a way, leaving all their software engineers speechless. The secret was to execute the line "if(math.random() > 0.5) return true else return false": This caused my laptop to finally become sapient and flee the house in terror, we did it guys. The extraordinary result you see was obtained using the best image generation techniques possible with the computer technology currently on this world.

For the mods and viewers who actually think it's possible to generate unique images with "AI" running on primitive processors or graphics cards: Yes, this is satire. It's based on a Blender render from last year, I just rendered it again with a few changes and compositing filters applied. No fictional technology was used in the making of this piece: Real generative AI will have to wait for quantum processors. In the meantime you can enjoy artists submitting their work anonymously on platforms who lie that a primitive GPU generated it while you download, it's a bit like Santa Claus but for adults.

Judy: Splatypi, CC0, http://www.blendswap.com/blends/view/83856

Bunny: Hervert Pimentel, CC-BY, https://blendswap.com/blend/12035

HDRI: Dimitrios Savva, CC0, https://polyhaven.com/a/symmetrical_garden_02