Given some recent developments, I've gone ahead and decided to start my hiatus early. The baby's due date is today, and though she's cooperating and agreeing to come a little late, there's no way to know HOW late she'll be, so, it seems a better service to you, as my customers, to just be transparent and get things started.

It's also my birthday, so I'm gonna try and do a little self-care while I have the final chance, which I've always been terrible at, but...you know. I'm trying to give things the old college try, like being good to myself and not coming down on myself for complex emotional issues.

Hiatus

This is a very measured break, and it's something I've never done before, so I'm gonna try my best to be a professional about this.

My goal was to take two full weeks off of work after the birth of my child, but finances just haven't come to fruition to make that happen, which breaks my heart in ways that are kinda tough to express. What I'm gonna do, however, is take at least the first week off after her birth (which I will not be announcing until later,) and slowly work myself back into writing, as we get used to having a newborn in the house.

For the sake of actually being with my wife and daughter in the aftermath, I will not be posting anything or answering any messages until May 1st, so that I can work myself back into the full rigamarole of the job again, one step at a time. Thereafter, I should be back to (somewhat) full speed and ready to tackle a new block of commissions.

As of 5:01 PM today, I will not be able to be reached by DM or email on any service, as a proper heads up.

Birthday Sale

It may be my birthday, but it's also the last day of the April commission block and we've still got some words to sell, so from now until 5 PM central, all story commissions are 15% off. Any amount, any topic, anything you want, any commission type (except NDC and super rush, cause I won't be able to do them in the promised time right now,) as long as you get your payment and email in today.

I will grant until tomorrow afternoon for summary emails and payments to be sent, if you're the kind of person who works during those particular hours.

Final Words

I can't thank you all enough for the support, really. I know I probably sound a bit like a broken record at this point, but it's true that while I'm the one putting in the work for my dream, it doesn't matter if there's no sales coming in. All of you are to be held in high regard for what you've done for me.

With these two weeks off in mind, I know I'll be exhausted by being a new parent, but also, I can already imagine how revitalized I'll be to produce content when I have the chance.

All that being the case, I'm going to offer a final plea to all of you: [b]Please,[/b] go check out my support pages if you haven't, and if you can, consider joining up for a bit. There's a wealth of content coming this summer, but before it gets here, I've gotta be a dad.

Every little bit helps.

Ebooks and Paperbacks: https://www.amazon.com/stores/author/B01M10YQOP These will all be discounted while I'm on hiatus.
Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/joshiah If you just wanna make a quick donation.
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Joshiah Voting rights, exclusive content, the "At Your Service" series and more.
Subscribestar: https://subscribestar.adult/joshiahswrittenworks The "secret menu" of exclusive, heavy kink content.

For now, if you want a story with today's sale rate, go through the usual channels. If you don't have a telegram or discord, feel free to leave a comment in the replies and tell me how best to reach you to set you up with a story.

If I don't hear from you today, I'll see you all on May 1st!

How's it going, everyone? It's your favorite Doberman, stepping in for Joshiah because he's too busy being a nerd and getting distracted to keep a proper schedule.

If you've been paying attention to the word on the street, you know that he's about to have a kid and go on hiatus and all that, yadda yadda. I'm happy for him (really!) but we've still got work to do over here, and now that I've got my hands on the steering wheel for a moment, we're gonna be doing some dirty work.

Patreon is becoming the new home of this ongoing series he's developing called "At Your Service," where players and readers will get to unlock first-person interactions with some of his most famous characters. If that sounds like something you'd want, you'd better scoot on over there and sign up! https://www.patreon.com/Joshiah

As for this site, since the rules are kinda slack, we're opening something here called "The Secret Menu." We're gonna do away with the higher reward levels and keep it simple.

$1 gets you access to every story that comes up here.
$2 gets you access to the private discord.
$3 gets you voting rights on anything we want your opinion for.
$5 gets you AMA access, so you can ask your favorite characters (Or Joshiah, I guess,) any naughty questions that you think of, once a month.

As for the content that's coming? I'm not allowed to say all of it here, since this post is a public advertisement...but Joshiah isn't afraid of writing too many things. I'll give him that.

This site will be for hosting some of the naughtiest things he can come up with, or, in the case of you, as the customer, things that might be too risque for the public forum. Curious what that means? You'll just have to send a message over and see what the author is willing to do.

If you're looking for raunchy content, you've come to the right place. Thanks for signing up for The Secret Menu. Start gorging yourselves!