Sage
I temporarily remade a Twitter account in order to post a meme related to yet another dumb popular scandal. (I had no intention of sticking around for long after.)
While I was there, I was reminded that one of the most fragile and harmlessly whiny fanbases on the planet is the Sonic fandom. They originated from the endlessly fertile bollocks of the Archie comics like Aphrodite, and have always been fragile and usually-harmlessly whiny.
A few months ago I provoked them with some nonsense about how everyone was gonna draw Sage naked and they could just go in a corner and cry about it.
So they did. They're still whining and crying about the joke I made all this time later.
So I did.
Fuck the Sonic fandom. You're a bunch of punks.
I improvised a Mobian version so that I can post her to Inkbunny, which would otherwise rule Sage as a human. I picked bird because egg. Since I kept her pale and her head is fwoofy she resembles a Sultan chicken.