No inches are known about you at this time. You prefer to keep your pants on until you have confirmed the party inside is worth the cover charge. But once you're ready to drop trou, you could be a 9-inch, or a 12-inch, or, hell, even an 18-inch force to be reckoned with.

Since the "Public" post option has been removed, this tier is for people who want to be able to see the frequency of content I generate so they can decide if they would like to subscribe to a paid tier. This tier includes no access to stories, polls, or illustrations, and is merely a glance at the level of activity on my page.

You need to be careful when zipping up your trousers! You get access to my text-only stories, as well as my progress reports to let you know what I'm working on next and what kind of kinks you can look forward to, all for the price of a small appetizer at Chili's!

Your romantic evenings include a complimentary wheelchair for every survivor! You get access to all lower tiers, and the ability to participate in the polls to shape what happens next in my stories!

You could hollow that sumbitch out and use it as an umbrella stand! You get access to all lower tiers, and the illustrations of my stories are also available exclusively to this tier!