👣 You’re strolling across campus like any normal day… when you spot it.An old-school composition notebook lying on the floor.But something’s… off.👀 Covered in doodles of thick, juicy ebony booties…And a big, bold sticker that reads: “FART DIARY”.😏 Yep. This? This is my Fart Diary.The real reason I’m always late to class.The secret behind why my dorm reeks after yoga pants day.And why I never sit in the front row.This lil’ notebook? It’s full of my naughtiest thoughts…Like how I love cracking my ass wide and blowing up the library stall…Or the time I busted a nut-busting stinker during midterms and made the whole row faint. 💨😈You wanna peek inside?Wanna know what this college girl really does between lectures?Let’s just say… my GPA might be high…But my gas levels? Even higher. 😏💨Dive in… if you dare. 🤢😶‍🌫️*