What's in Miss E's Diaper Bag?

Why hey there darling! Aren't you a curious little one? Miss E keeps her diaper bag very well stocked with everything a responsible babysitter like me could want! Taking care of all the different types of big babies out there, Miss E is always prepared! Do you want to see sweetie?

takes a seat in your caregiver's favorite big rocking chair, opening my gigantic pink, glittery bag.

Well, we all know just how mouthy little babies can be! Whether a baby is babbling happily in their bouncer or whining over Miss E's lap, one of the most important accessories is obviously a pacifier! Obviously I keep more than one with me. Babies can be so picky with their favorite colors!

I open a wooden case, painted white with delicate flowers. Picks out the red one to match your onesie and pops it in your mouth. I linger, holding my finger on the button until we make eye contact. I'm smiling so sweetly, but my deep brown eyes twinkle with a faint malice.

Now, lots of littles think that they're "big," and don't appreciate all the good some binky time can provide! Besides the obvious quiet break that all grown ups need, a baby's pacifier can help with tension, focus, and all those big feelings every adult baby goes through during embarrassing diaper checks! Those needier babies need some extra reinforcement! So when Miss E knows she has a particularly rambunctious little on her hands, she makes sure she has all the big siblings of your wittle paci there!

I proceed to pull out all sorts of gags. I show you a pacifier one, red like yours with a big strap that locks behind your head. Also, the nipple is HUGE, you'd be drooling instantly with that! Following that, the ball gag and ring gag almost seem vanilla!

So, honey cakes, what'll it be? Are you going to keep being Miss E's precious wittle angel?