Card for Upcoming Ambulance Aggression Pay-Per-View
Dark Match: Juanita (from The Luscious Latinas) vs. Gwen (from The Bone Crushers)
Match #1: Kerstin (making her official UWWL return) vs. Rachel and Tara in a handicapped match
Dark Match: Juanita (from The Luscious Latinas) vs. Gwen (from The Bone Crushers)
Match #1: Kerstin (making her official UWWL return) vs. Rachel and Tara in a handicapped match
Match #2: The Perfect Storm (Thunder and Ashley, challengers) vs. Dheera and The Naughty Nurse (champions, with Erica as their manager) for the UWWL world tag team championship
Match #3: Carly vs. Amanda in a bikini jello fight
Match #4: The Farmer’s Daughters vs. The Cowgirls in a bullrope match (see “Bullrope Bitchfight”)
-Intermission-
Match #5: Paula the Schoolgirl vs. Eve the Botanist in a steel cage, the loser must wear an excruciating stinging nettle bikini for the rest of the weekend
Match #6: The French Connection (Marika and Monique) vs. The Stewardesses
Match #7: Jen vs. Amy
Match #8: The Luscious Latinas (challengers) vs. The Biker Chix (champions) for the United States tag team championship
The Main Event: Lauren (champion) vs. The Naughty Nurse (challenger) in an ambulance match for the UWWL world championship
Curious if Jen is able to give Amy a tough battle or if Amy trounces her.
What’s happened to the Bone Crushers? Love seeing them inflict maximum internal damage to babyfaces’ ribs and other body parts.
Same question here! Wendy earned a shot at the UWWL world championship, and now she got pulled off the card :( Maybe some backstage story that we don't know, crushing a babyface in the locker room and then a suspension...?
I was away and just got back - it's great to see that these upcoming stories have sparked so much interest. Good point about Wendy not being on the card, maybe she or Gwen can squash a babyface in a dark match. I wanted to feature Marika's new team after introducing Monique as a babyface in the recent Secret Wars story with the catfight against Dina. The Cheerleaders are now part of Kerstin's stable so I don't want them to lose just yet and couldn't think of a good team for them to face. There are always the weekly house shows :).
French Connection vs. Stewardesses might be one of the hidden hightlights of this card, two strong teams facing each other. The Stewardesses have the advantage, being more experienced, being former champs, but then, they may underestimate the new team.
In general, the UWWL did always have a great tag team division. WWE should take a look at how it's done. And the UWWL created legends. The Starlight Express, the Cowgirls. And even, in their own way, the Cheerleaders. Curious if the WWE will buy away some UWWL teams if, one day, they try to build a real tag team division. Or is the UWWL just too attractive and "the rumours are true" that Naomi and Mercedes will join the UWWL? Mercedes latest tweet that she's "not for the faint of the heart" sounds like another indication for her move to the UWWL.
Talk about a tease! Glad to see Ashley and Jen on the card, hopefully building some more heat in that feud. Hate to be that guy, but when do you think we'll be seeing Part 2?
I'm going to post Part 2 one match at a time as soon as I finish them. Some will be brief and others will be longer. Stay tuned!