Superheroine Seducing Accountant, Chapter 58: Bup Returns!
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I was at my desk when Tsuru entered the office. I'd done my work for the day, so I was pretty much just browsing the web, flicking through things. There was a brief moment where I recalled the multiple blowjobs she'd given me at work when she was suspended, earning a smirk from Tsuru. She glanced at Xico, who was blushing at that point, and then stepped on over to me, sitting down on the edge of my desk, very pointedly adjusting her legs to show them off, popping the top button on her shirt. "Sir, I don't want to lose my job..." She snorted, then shook her head. "No, I'm not here about that. It's about one of the, uh, other individuals who came over from Arcadia."

"Alexa?" I asked.

"Hm? No, she's integrating fine, you'd guess from a gal like her," Tsuru said. "No, it's Bup." Bup had come over? "She's, uh, yeah. You met her, right?"

"I did."

"She... struggles with... lots of things..." Tsuru said.

"She's dumb as hell, I met her," I said. Tsuru let out a laugh at that.

"Right, right. Well, she's been having trouble getting any legal work. We were trying search and rescue type stuff, given how she can squeeze down and swim through anything without breathing, but she's too impulsive and horny. There was a complaint from a guy she rescued - he was trying to be nice about it, but... 'I saved your life, can you put your cock in me?' isn't the best thing to say to somebody you just dragged out of a cave. She's also too dumb to just get a slap on the wrist and a warning like she probably would have if she'd been apologetic about it, so... I was wondering if you could put her up, for a while?"

I did remember Bup. Probably unlike most men, for whom she was little better than a horny goblin, I actually found it cute and endearing. On the other hand, my apartment was currently occupied by Kate and Fifi, and I had just kicked out Xico and Nora.

"You didn't..." Xico started. "Kick us... out... I want you... to be happy..." She continued, flushing and squirming a bit as Tsuru smiled and no doubt thought some things at her. "It's okay... to put up... someone... who needs it..."

It's a common fault of many people that, when a loved one tells them they don't mind something, they ignore that and continue to take into account the loved-one's imagined preferences. I don't have this problem. Perhaps the loved one is lying, but that's their problem. So I cast aside the consideration for Xico's feelings, and thought about living with Bup. "Can I kick her out if she's annoying?"

"Yeah. We can probably find something for her, but... like you said, you've met Bup," Tsuru said, a smile on her lips as I filled in that Bup was dumb as hell. "She likes you, though. Misses you. Asks about you. I'd think she was in love with you if her brain wasn't just repeating 'cock, cock, cock' twenty four seven. Not literally," she added, with a flick of her gaze over to Xico. Was she reassuring Xico that she wasn't sharing Bup's private thoughts? "Yep," Tsuru said, popping the 'p.' Did Bup even have private thoughts? "Nope," Tsuru said, also popping the 'p.'

"Then I'll take her," I said.

"Great," Tsuru said, rising to her feet. She paused, then thought something at Xico that made her cheeks burn bright red, her eyes going wide, her gaze flicking down to my groin. "Well, your choice," Tsuru said, before heading out of my office.

Xico fidgeted in place, her eyes looking at the ceiling as I glanced her way, as if she could completely hide her inner thoughts from me. I did wonder what, exactly, it was... "Later," Xico said. "Maybe..." she added, glancing at my groin again.

* * *

The work day was long enough that I had actually forgotten about Bup by the time we arrived back at the apartment - I was only reminded of her presence when I spotted her standing in the hallway, right outside my apartment. "Slutty cock!" Bup said excitedly, as she saw me. She didn't run, more flowed, like a smooth wave rushing towards me. Of course, I had superspeed, so I moved out of the way when she tried to tackle me and she just "splooshed" into the ground, losing all cohesion for a moment and just looking like a blob with a red glow in the middle. A fraction of a second later, though, she had reformed, turning around on me. "Slutty cock?" She asked, like she was confused about whether I was who I appeared to be.

"Yes. It's me, Roger. You're staying over with me," I said, going to the door,  unlocking it. "But don't make a mess in the halls."

Bup instantly brightened at that, rushing into my apartment ahead of me. Xico gave me a cute, dorky, little grin. "She thinks... you're just... wanting to do... it... in the... apartment..."

"That's fine," I said. "See you tomorrow," I said, patting Xico on the head and stepping into my apartment, closing the door behind me.

"I so happy to see slutty cock again," Bup declared. She wriggled in delight, which did fascinating things to her huge breasts. "Since getting to this place, not one man have sex with Bup! Even man Bup save life of, he no have sex with her! Not even from pity!" She drooped as she finished the sentence, obviously upset by the rejection, though I couldn't blame the guy. I just patted her on the head. She did definitely evoke a feeling of pity, at least in me. A dumb, horny idiot, too stupid to figure out how to get laid despite her sexy body.

"Where would you like to sleep?" I asked her, as I popped open the top button of my pants, making her eyes instantly zero in on them.

"On slutty cock!"

"Yes, but physically. There's the bed, but it's a bit crowded, since I got two women staying here, but you could also sleep on the couch or something."

"Two women staying here? Slutty cock really did break from Bup's amazing body and tits! I promise to take care of slutty cock so good!" She proclaimed, getting down on her knees and pulling down my pants the rest of the way on her own, wrapping her lips around the tip and just slurping it up with inhuman ease, my whole length sliding down her 'throat,' the pleasant sensation making me groan as she held herself down there. "Don't worry, slutty cock! Bup will take good care of you!" She proclaimed, with an enthusiasm that sent waves of pleasure through my length.

It was at that point that Kate emerged. She'd apparently been in the bedroom, waiting for me to get home, gauging by the fact that she was wearing her choker and a black microkini that hugged her tits and pussy tight. She didn't say anything as she saw me there, standing in the entryway, Bup currently attached to my cock like a remora, loudly slurping away. Instead, she just stared, panting in naked arousal at the show. "Bup, this is Kate," I told Bup. "I fuck her sometimes, but she's-" I considered whether Bup would understand well enough not to constantly blab, then decided Bup was also the sort of person nobody would listen to anyway, "-way worse than you, at fucking."

"Yay! Bup happy that she so good at sex that she make you have sex with her!" Bup said, even as she kept my dick in her mouth, the vibrations of her voice serving to better stimulate my cock. She twisted her head, side to side, her tongue - or emulation thereof - slapping wetly against my cock, corkscrewing around it as she worked.

"I definitely will. Kate has a sexy body, but she's just not as smart as you," I added, grinning at the casual cruelty I was heaping on Kate. Kate mewled at the insult. She may have known Bup from work somehow, or maybe not, but Bup was dim as a bulb and that was obvious after spending one whole second listening to her talk. "Don't be insulting her in public, though, okay, Bup?" I added.

"Yes! I no say mean things about Kate outside! But inside okay?"

"Yeah, inside's okay," I said, glancing over to Kate. I could see her perky nipples straining against her top, and the way her panties were beginning to turn moist, clinging to her pussy as she watched the scene. "You can play with that flabby pussy of yours," I told Kate, who immediately shoved one hand into her microkini, beginning to play with herself frantically. "It's not like I'll need to use it any more, not now that Bup is here to satisfy my cock in a way you never could," I told her, making her let out a pitiful mewl.

"Yeah," Bup agreed, still wrapped around my cock. "You bad at sex, not like Bup! Bup amazing! Slutty cock fall in love with Bup, so now slutty cock no longer need you!" I just gently grabbed Bup's head from either side and started to slowly peel her along my length. The tight cavity I was currently stuffed balls deep inside of squeezed and gripped my cock with relish, doing its absolute best to keep me from leaving her be, and I just groaned in pleasure as she wriggled excitedly beneath me, slurping noisily around my dick, creating an ever-more intensifying pressure. Then I popped out of her mouth with a sudden, forceful movement, like trying to pull a suction cup off and just yanking it once you've finally broken the seal. "Slutty cock, slutty cock!" Bup said, her tongue waggling excitedly at the air, trying to entice me back into her mouth.

"See this?" I said to Kate, just lamming balls deep inside her mouth again, starting to pump away at this point, happily fucking her face as she noisily hummed and moaned and giggled and cooed in delight. "This is the kind of girl I really like," I explained to her. "Maybe if you acted more like her, I'd be fucking you right now," I explained. Kate panted heavily, actually collapsing to her knees in arousal, her eyes unfocused as she stared towards the scene taking place in front of her. "So, Sow? Can you act more like Bup?"

"I'm, a stupid, piggy," Kate said, her eyes continuing to look at the scene playing out in front of her, just staring brainlessly. "I love your cock, I'm completely addicted to it, please give this stupid, horny, puh piggy-" she was cut off by a powerful orgasm, moaning and toppling forward, her tits scraping against the carpet as she mewled and moaned in pleasure, her eyelashes fluttering, her hair flowing around her features as she laid there. She looked completely obscene - and it was definitely an enticing show to me, as I pounded Bup's face.

"Yes! Slutty cock get completely addicted to Bup's face, just fuck fuck fuck, hard until you come!" Bup proclaimed, as my own pace increased, my cock throbbing in her mouth and throat as I went at it. "Fuck Bup's mouth, yes! Stupid piggy no good, not compared to Bup, best girl in whole world!"

I groaned at that point, bottoming out in her mouth, and just splattering cum all over her insides. With how her body worked, I could watch as the semen floated inside her for a few moments, before beginning to get slurped towards her core, making her shiver and jerk in delight. "Yes, yes! Lots of cum in Bup, thanks for cum, Bup can be polite!" She continued to noisily slurp on my dick even as she spoke, continuing to vibrate around my cock in the process. It felt fantastic, and no doubt it felt pretty good for Bup too, given the way she was humming and moaning contentedly around my cock, eyes leering up at me with naked lust as she sucked me dry.

Once I was completely spent, I peeled Bup off my cock again, my hard dick bouncing in the air again. Kate had gotten up from where she'd been sprawled on the floor, though her expression was still one of complete naked lust, her mouth open as if waiting for my dick, her hand in her pussy. "Bup, that's Kate over there. I call her Sow sometimes because she's a huge masochist. That means she likes it when I do things like call her stupid and ugly, and deny her my cock, and publicly humiliate, and things like that," I explained to Bup, who nodded along. "Just when I do it, though," I explained, idly stroking my cock as I considered the two busty women. "Now, she's been just waiting patiently for her turn on my cock. Do you think she should get it?"

"No!" Bup proclaimed. "Bup still want your cock, Bup not even close to full, Bup not get any cum since coming to this world, it terrible!" She said, sounding greedy and hungry. "Which hole, which hole, Roger?"

"How about you show me that nice round butt of yours," I told Bup, and she immediately moved into position, showing off her ass and wiggling it as she got on hands and knees. I repositioned her so she was facing towards the still-masturbating Kate, then just shoved my cock right inside her without any hesitation.

"So good!" Bup proclaimed. "Bup so happy to have big hard slutty cock in her pussy, woo!" She said, taking my cock entirely passively, not even moving her hips. Her insides felt great around my cock, the inner walls seeming to sculpt and shape themselves to my cock, sometimes carrying the ghostly hints of fingertips brushing along my length. "Bup love big hard slutty cock, woo!" She proclaimed, her voice getting more high pitched and excited.

Kate, for her part, watched the obscene scene playing out in front of her with naked arousal, her mouth half-open. Her top was in disarray, revealing her perky tits, seemingly every breath she took making her tits jiggle, due to just how hard she was going at it in between her legs. One hand was mauling her tits as she watched, her eyes going from Bup, to me, and back again, watching the whole scene with some mix of jealousy, humiliation, pleasure, neediness... it was encouraging for me, my cock ramming at Bup's pussy the whole time.

Bup, for her part, was making all sorts of lewd and delighted noises as I fucked her. "Slutty cock! Slutty cock! Bup love getting nice, hard slutty cock!" She moaned in delight. "Roger best cock Bup ever have, Bup gonna keep Roger forever and ever!" She proclaimed, with all her normal gusto, delighted with the mere idea of getting to fuck me forever. "Bup love big hard slutty cock!"

"You're not bad yourself, Bup," I told her, my fingers sinking into her plump butt. I could swear, her ass seemed exaggeratedly large, as I squeezed and molested the slimy flesh there, and it was so deliciously soft. My fingers just sank into it, like her ass was a pair of huge pillows, smushed up against one another. She mewled and panted in response to my rough treatment of her sexy body, as she just drooled and salivated happily, letting out numerous giddy noises of pleasure as I fucked her. "You have an amazing body," I explained to her, and she moaned in delight at the compliment, her pussy vibrating around my cock.

At that point, I actually just bottomed out inside her, holding myself in place and just enjoying the feelings of her inner walls around my cock. "Bup think she good too! Bup can make her boobs big, and men like big boobs, so Bup gives herself the biggest boobs possible! Bup so happy Roger agree! Bup love big slutty cock inside her!" Every word she said made her body subtly vibrate around my length, continuously stimulating me as she remained otherwise still. My cock twitched and throbbed, and I just enjoyed myself, glancing at the masturbating Kate - who promptly orgasmed, moaning as our eyes met, knowing how completely absurd she looked in that moment, and delighting in the humiliation of it.

I started to fuck Bup again. "Tell Kate how good my cock feels in your pussy, how much you love getting my cum in you, how eager you are to get more of my semen every fucking day," I grunted, rutting away at her, leaning over her, my fingers going to her obscene breasts instead of her gorgeous insane ass. Bup let out a quiet noise of pleasure as my fingers sank into her tits, but she said what I told her to anyway.

"Yes! Bup love, big, fat, cock! Bup love big fat slutty cock in my pussy, so good! Bup want more cock, more cock, more! Bup love when Roger cum, Roger's cum so good!" She explained, her voice sounding ridiculously aroused as she took my cock over and over again.

"Too bad for you, Sow, that you're not as sexy as Bup," I told Kate, making Kate mewl where she remained kneeling, panting heavily, her expression one of hazy post-orgasm bliss. My hips rammed away, relentlessly pounding, while I spoke to Kate. "Bup's pretty much designed for sex. Huge tits and ass. Nice and friendly. She doesn't even bother focusing on her own pleasure, did you notice that?" I licked my lips. "She just wants to make me come. That's all she cares about in sex, isn't that right, Bup?"

"Bup also care about consent!" Bup proclaimed.

"Yes. Consent and cum. That's all you want, right?" Bup nodded rapidly. "That's pretty much the perfect woman, Sow. But you, you horny, pathetic, degenerate fuckpig that you are-" Kate mewled, her eyes rolling up in pleasure at the insulting, "-you make me do all these other things to satisfy you, like insulting you, smacking you, making you do things, treating you like trash. I don't want to treat you like a pervert. I want to treat you like something that only exists to get me off, when I want to get off. I want to treat you like a fleshlight."

Those words made Kate come, hard, moaning as she cast her head back, her whole body twitching and spasming in place as an orgasm ran through her whole body. Saliva dribbled out of her mouth as she twitched frenetically in place, hips bucking at the air, her eyelashes fluttering. She actually wound up collapsing onto her back that time, body twisted up awkwardly as her hand remained buried in her cunt. As she laid there, spasming on her back, I finally felt my own orgasm rapidly building, intensifying my pace inside of Bup. "Going to come," I panted out in her ear.

"Yes, yes, come in Bup, give Bup your tasty cum, give it, give it!" At that point, I exploded, erupting, thick streams of cum filling Bup up as my fingers just sank into her tits, squeezing and molesting her tits frantically. I could feel as her body milked me, trying to fill her core up with as much semen as she could get, and I could only just enjoy it. When I was finally spent inside her, I pulled out, looking down at both women, watching the last few drops of my cum circle and then get slurped inside of Bup's core.

"Right, Bup," I said. "I want a break. We need to figure out your sleeping conditions, anyway," I said, choosing to completely ignore Kate. She seemed to delight in that mistreatment, too, given the soft pant she exhaled as I passed her by to go to the bedroom, a giddy Bup practically skipping along next to me. "So, right now I sleep here, with-" I started, gesturing at the bed, but Bup quickly ran into the bathroom.

"Bath tub, bath tub!" Bup declared excitedly, just plugging the tub and starting to run the water.

"Do you... want a bath?" I asked. She looked clean to me, but I guess maybe it felt different to her, somehow?

"No, Bup gonna sleep in tub!" She explained, jumping into the tub and completely losing all cohesion a moment later. She just turned into a flat, sticky puddle, filling up the tub a quarter of the way up or so. The water raining down in the tub quickly submerged her. "Yesss, this how Bup like sleeping! Bup can sleep here, yes?" She asked, suddenly forming a face to give me puppy dog eyes as she looked up at me.

"Sure," I told her. "That's convenient to me, too. I may, uh, want you to get out of there when I take a bath in the morning."

Bup's expression suddenly gained a "stupid, seductive girl" bent to it, a leer in her gaze as her eyebrows wiggled on her face. "Or you could join Bup in tub! Bup could make you cum while you wash off!"

"The water would probably be cold. Also, I might not want to fuck you first thing in the morning."

"Okay..." Bup replied, looking suitably dopey and sad.

"You know what, Bup? I'll come in there right now, though, we can do some washing and you can do some sucking - or getting my cum out however you want," I said, stripping myself naked and splashing my way into the tub. Once I was actually joining her in the water, she reconstituted herself into her normal, sexy blue girl, shape, and decided to wrap her lips around my cock and just start sucking.

"I not have to breathe, so you not have to move if you no want!" Bup explained, around my cock, serving to vibrate it in the process.

"Thanks, Bup," I told her, patting her head, before leaning back in the tub and just resting there as she sucked. She really was great.

* * *

Mira looked over the plans for what felt like the thousandth time. The documents were arrayed on the table, the other people there being some of the greatest geniuses of her era. Not quite her equal, any of them, but often they came close. They were the closest things she had to equals, in this entire organization. The slender French man, known by L'eau qui coule, a particle physicist who had intentionally exposed himself to alien radiation, and gotten powers in the process - an elderly relic of a time when that sort of thing was important. He was twenty years her senior, though he looked as young as when he'd first been exposed. The Chinese Nova, Xie Qiao, whose interdimensionally-oriented power had helped Mira to refine and stabilize her wormhole technologies, as well as allowing Qiao's brain to run far faster than any ordinary human. And, of course, the Congolese girl who she had discovered as a youth, and had effectively adopted by this point, Marie Thérèse Ilunga Précieux - a fellow genius.

"I don't understand why you still delay. The Kims are the last holdout. We can defeat them, there is no need to refine the plans any further," L'eau qui coule said.

"I want to minimize the death toll. The last time that uninvited militaries set foot on North Korean soil, the USA dropped more bombs than they had in the entire Pacific war, and killed over ten percent of the population. I would prefer not to repeat that."

"There is no way to convince the Kims to simply passively allow us to force them into the Federation. If they haven't responded to the obvious incentives by now, they never will."

Mira did have to admit there that he was right on that point, at least. She had tried to make various offers to Kim Jong-un over the past few years, but he knew that if he did join the Federation, it would be only a scant few years before he - like the Chinese and American Presidents before him - would be nothing more than a rubber stamp on Mira's dominion over the world, a local functionary at best. Frankly, probably not even that. She had made a few probing attempts at a coup d'etat, but ultimately had to conclude it could only succeed if she had an insider - and Kim Yo-jong had actually told her brother about the attempts Mira had made to reach out to her.

Without an insider, the coup would require military intervention. It would, if everything went well, be the last war on Earth. But she had thus far largely avoided being a conqueror. Even with the heavily mechanized army and the vast military superiority that the Federation had... this war plan would see upwards of a hundred thousand North Korean soldiers killed before she could seize power over the hermit kingdom. The possibility of insurgency lingered. And, as Clausewitz had once said - "Everything in war is very simple. But the simplest thing is difficult." There was no guarantee she'd win as clean as she planned to.

She got an alert, as she stood there pondering. Her contact lenses displayed the new information to her with only a small mental command, and she frowned as she saw it. They had accessed, by this point, 536 worlds, using the unlivable ones as dumping grounds for toxic waste and the livable ones as easy sites for raw resource extraction, cycling through to new ones each time that extraction started to cost more than just building entirely new infrastructure. That technology was the key to her power, the way she had bribed and cajoled and manipulated all the old powers of the world, once she had turned the East African Federation into the richest country on the planet.

This new world, however, featured other intelligent life. Another civilization - that was what the code said. It even specified human, which was a surprise. She'd assumed the odds of such a thing was miniscule, given half the worlds they'd accessed had never even experienced the Great Oxygenation Event, much less the rise of homininae. She opened a communication interface with the team present. "What's on the other side?" She asked.

"An extremely close parallel. No significant divergence up until '04, we think."

"What's the divergence?" She asked, though the number made her suspicious on its own.

"It seems like... ah... Ma'am, don't be offended."

"Truth doesn't offend me." Her suspicion was mostly confirmed, by that point.

"Yes. It seems like your parallel alternate here-" was never born, died young, went into a different field, "-decided to join Star Heroic."

"Star Heroic?" She repeated the word brainlessly. Really? Star Heroic?

"It's one of those old private hero companies the US used to have, before they were integrated into the Federation Special Police."

She knew that, but she didn't get angry at the man. You had to walk on tiptoes, sometimes, when you had power over others. Otherwise, they wouldn't bring you bad news. They'd be afraid, too, but people were always afraid of power. "I see. Duly noted."

Star Heroic. What a completely moronic waste of talent. The other Mira must have been a complete idiot.

* * *

Mira sneezed into her napkin. Her phone's alarm went off, and she pulled it out to look at it. She couldn't help but grin, glad to see the systems she'd set up after Fals's little kidnapping incident had worked. Somebody had just penetrated from another reality to this one, inside the Democratic Republic of the Congo. The signature was surprisingly close to her conveyor's, rather than the more magical Fals's. Interesting. "Sorry, terribly great date," she lied to the boring actor - the man was the sort of dullard who had trouble carrying on any conversation, despite how the films made him seem - as she rose to her feet. "But it looks like something came up. My people will call your people," she said, with a wave of her hand as she left the restaurant.

Her interest was piqued. She'd get to the bottom of this problem.

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