Age is just a number, sort of

The caption I got suspended on Reddit for a day or two for.  Because the mods can't read and don't have eyes...
I'm uploading all four versions of this: two with higher contrast for hopefully easier reading, and two where I quickly edited out Tsunade's little forehead gem because this really isn't supposed to be Tsunade.  She's any mature anime woman for the purposes of this caption, okay...?
Art by Handplug.