These hips don't lie, handsome

Originally written by Gator -- who is no longer on speaking terms with me, I think -- I took a little long to edit this caption and was asked to delete it.  Given the work and ideas I put into it, I refused, and here we are.
While this was just sitting in my archive before, I'm posting it now as a behind-the-curtain kind of thing with full transparency.  If there are any questions, I'll more than gladly answer them.
Art by desubox.