Hullo! It's me your er... Wonderful barista. 
As you may know, the fourth of September has come and gone and your libations are late! 

And shorter than normal! 

And I only gave you a lemon for Lucifer's sakes -you must be livid! 
And so for that, I deeply apologize. My muse has been a tad bit fickle as of late.
However I do bring you good news as recompense. You will have a most satisfying potion this coming Friday as my experimenting with my clicking brew machine produced a number of exciting ideas that I think you'll enjoy. 

And more than that you get two posts this week! 

-Cue happy screams of the damned- 

But this experimental group will be a bit stranger than the brews you've had from me before. So, while you wait for them to arrive I hope you offer me your patience and enjoy the other warm potations I've made for you <3 
Brewing hot smut takes a bit more time than tea after all.