Cvmming Up Jan ‘25


Hello, my Darling Starlings!!!

Merry Queermas, Blessed Solstice and Yule, Happy Hanukkah and Kwanza, and whatever the rest of you lovely mortals celebrate! And a very HAPPY NEW YEAR! Let’s make 2025 EPIC!

As some of you know, my December 2024 was a very busy mixed bag😅:
*I was in the hospital for a week on IV antibiotics, but I’m a strong bitch💪. Plus, I got to start Fourth Wing on Audibles for a steal (also bought ACOTAR, all in the full cast audiodrama versions)!
*Somehow I still managed to release Mrs. Claus’s Candy Cane on time! Ya’ll…I honestly thought you would love Mrs. Claus and she’s had nothing but crickets😳. Not even one chuckle! Thought my bois would be all over her at least…. I’ll chalk it up to holiday stress and give ya’ll a pass, but Mama’s a greedy slut for comments💅🏻👑.
*A week out of the hospital and I partied my ass off at my first Sapphic (LGBTQ) event where I made some wonderful new friends and (surprise surprise) found my TRIBE in the local rainbow community🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️! Let me tell ya, my thighs were killing me for three days after dancing in a semi-permanent squat in heels💀. 
*I have gone out dancing or to Drag Burlesque events nearly every weekend with said new friends. (No heels and stretching beforehand have saved my thighs😅. I like being able to walk the next day).
*I have been in demand for so many dates - ranging from a goth Vampire, a 6’6” Mountain, a sexy ass Trans Boi, and an energetic punky Lesbian. That’s not counting people I am already seeing - the Viking and TECH DADDY (I swear to gawd, this fucker drives me insane and he knows it😈. Lord, give me strength😮‍💨).
*Got into tarot rewarding, so…that’s a thing.
*I was offered a job as a Social Media Manager (which turned out to be a toxic dumpster fire due to entitled micromanagement). Noped out HARD, same day. Returned to my previous job after quitting (in the same day) and somehow CAME OUT WITH A RAISE😂!
*Literally as I type, I am rallying the rainbow troops to take over a Pole Dancing event at a nightclub.

If you think my life is weird and full of adventure, you’d be right! 2024 was the most tumultuous and transformative year of my life! I got divorced and then discovered I could fly🧚🏻! I’ve built so much confidence, met new incredible people, have begun building a creative business I fucking LOVE, and have received so much support from patrons like you. Thank you. Thank you for being a part of this wacky space ride!

I wish you so much abundance and joy and growth this year! May your eyes be trained to seek positivity and starLight even in the darkest moments. May you see magick and beauty everywhere. May you realize what a truly magnificent soul you are with a glowing heart full of love and creativity!

This month I am:

  • I am releasing (unleashing) the ❄️Ice Queen’s Kiss, parts 1-3 compilation. Beware…her kiss is said to entrance beautiful girls like you😉😘. More episodes of her story are planned. If you remember from my early 2023 PH days, Ice Queen part 1-3 reigned as my Uploaded Video audiodrama, but parts 1&2 were removed for two flagged words: “choice” and “cowering”. It’s definitely a darker video, but I’ve removed those words and it should comply with PH. However, Patreon might throw a fit for its darker themes. I’ll try to post it here, but that leads me to my second point…


  • I plan to make darker content😈, like the Beldam and Red Ridinghood audios. In fact, the audio I am working on for February will not be featured here due to its taboo content. Remember my censorship drama in Nov 2024? Right now, I can only promise 1 audio a month (due to work/social constraints and my energy) and if that audio has dark themes, I can’t upload it on Patreon. (I hope to make more than 1 audio a month eventually, but I won’t rush the creative process and I know you don’t want me to sacrifice my health). I HIGHLY recommend you switch your subscription over to my SubscribeStar if you want access to all my content. I know SS is a safer choice (currently) for darker content. My fav VA is there and he straight up uses the R word that rhymes with 🍇 in dozens of audios. Speaking of…


  • I am editing the winner of my last poll (by a landslide, no surprise😏), Bought by the Futa Vampire (buys you at an auction)! It’s dark! Only on SubscribeStar this February. It will be part of an episodic story and part of a contemporary expanding universe that may intersect with my Luna Lounge werewolves. It’s giving ”Vampire, The Masquerage: Bloodlines,” “Trueblood,” and “Blade: House of Cthon” vibes and I’m LOVING IT! (If you know those references, you’re cool😎).


  • I’m hoping to post some BTS for Futa Vampire (which should be safe enough to preview here if you’re unsure about moving to SS).


  • Not really included in my schedule but just a fun recommendation: if you love CORPSE As much as I do😈💀, you might become obsessed with the deep tones of 🎶 “In the shadows you’ll hear my voice” by KIRRA47, anything by Rakdos (especially “Phuck Shit Up”), Arakai, Dav Al, n9neful, do not resurrect (“2027”). And randomly, Dorian Electra. So…vibes for my inspiration lately.


I also wanted to give a sweet special Shout Out to Claudia, who sent me and Motor🐈‍⬛ 4 lovely gifts from my 👑Throne account! I’ve received notifications they are being shipped out. Motor and I are so excited🤩! Thank you so much, my darling🥰😘😘😘! Big hugs and kisses to you, my dear🫂😘😘😘😘!

You all are so amazing, my precious darling Starlings. I hope to see you over on my SubscribeStar (if you’re brave enough to make the move😜). Let’s manifest a magickal New Year!

XOXO,
~Nova