Announcing Catcoin!

Hopping on the memecoin bandwagon, I have partnered with over a dozen government agencies to present your newest memecoin: Catcoin!
Yes, that's right. I've decided to sell my years of dignity, integrity, and values to turn .jpg's of a cat's pawprint on a coin into real money that I can spend! Hopping onto the same bandwagon as major companies like Ubisoft wasn't a small step, but I'm proud to say I've been spending an entire year focusing on nothing but this.
I don't wanna give spoilers this early, but much like dogecoin before it, it's likely that we'll be the new reserve currency of the united states soon!
All you as fans need to do in order to make this work is to put the entirety of your life's savings into my memecoin. Then, no matter how prices fluctuate - hold, hold, and hold some more!
Early investors get the premium gold catcoin, worth ten regular copper catcoins!

Make sure to invest to get the greatest opportunity for profit - for me, anyway. As is appropriate for all legal matters involving an adult games studio, I promise to pump and dump this coin at the earliest possible opportunity. You can't commit fraud if you're honest!

Stand by in coming days for links to buy our gold, silver, and copper catcoin memecoins.

Also, happy April Fools. 

Now Announcing: NTR Ugly Bastard Simulator

Sad news. The remake is now delayed until 2028. We are now beginning work on our new game: NTR Ugly Bastard Simulator.

I know this may come as a shock to all of you, but I simply came to realize this morning that ugly bastards are the future of gaming.

This guy just cannot sell games in our current fast paced market.

We intend to incorporate NFT based waifus as well, to ensure that all waifus are unique only to you.

I know these may be controversial decisions, but NTR, ugly bastards, and NFT's are the future of gaming.

I hope you have a happy April, everyone.