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You have been recruited and are ready for action. Your aim isn't the best, you trip over your own feet, and you've had to be told, more than once, which end the bullets come out. But you are SUPER excited to be here and you LOVE pizza!
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You are a veteran Agent. You enjoy your job... maybe a bit too much. You get something in your crosshairs and you just need to pull that trigger. You enjoy ordering odd things on the pizza just to mess with people.
You have been at this for a while. People think you have a stock number tattooed to your ass. It's just a rumour. Anyone who's tried to look has disappeared rather mysteriously. You will have anything on a pizza because you won't let anyone think they "got you good." Vengeance will come when they least expect it.
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You are in charge of the operation. At least, you think you are. When people disobey (or when someone orders pineapple on the pizza), you decide their punishment. People believe you have had your heart surgically removed.
You are in charge. No one disputes you. Your word is final. If someone disputes you, they will have a sore ear, from being twisted, for a month. You ensure chores get done. You make the pizza and no one pulls a fast over on you...and lives. Also, you expect weekly phone calls.
