Just a little fun to get some writing juices flowing. I love a good rhyme and enjoy the challenge of matching up unusual words in unusual ways. Hopefully these tickle a bit of your brain, too! Let me know your favourite. 😉

There once was a man so non-hairy
That dolphins found his smoothness scary.
He said, "That's enough!"
Cast a spell for some fluff,
And now groomers of pets ought be wary!

A man loved his nipples so greatly
He'd play with them sooner not lately.
A wish for more fun
Lead to four pairs not one,
All with piercings that hang quite ornately!

This guy I knew sadly quite short
Was a fan of the basketball sport.
He wanted more height,
Summoned demons at night,
Now stands seven foot eight and a quart!

A scientist some might call mad,
A pet werewolf he wanted real bad.
He went splicing away
Some wolf DNA
In a friend who now wags when he's glad!

A jock dude whose muscles brought joy
To a nerd who came up with a ploy.
For the jock to turn freak
Both in size and in squeak,
Now a horny and rubberized toy!