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A Standup Philosopher
Fanfiction, Original Fiction, Historical Commentary
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Members of this tier gain access to folders of NSFW and SFW artwork depicting particular moments or scenes from various stories. These images are currently AI generated by myself, using prompts crafted as best I can to not steal from a particular artist by using their specific style.

My hope is to become financially stable enough via Patreon support to have artists create commissioned artworks instead.

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Subscribers of this tier can also choose to sponsor a single, 5,000 word chapter to a story of their choice, or to commission a one-shot or story of their choice.

Donators are hereby informed that the chapter may, occasionally, go over 5,000 words for the sake of flow, but they will not be charged extra.

This rate is determined at 0.02 cents per word, or two dollars per hundred words. Commission rules and limitations can be provided on request.

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A Standup Philosopher

Nothing Is True (Save For The Blood We've Shed)Chapter Thirty-Two

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Crown of SlavesChapter Twenty-Eight

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Shadows and Dust First Wave Images

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Images from Chapters 4-6 of And So The Eagle Conquered.

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SFW and NSFW Images from Chapters 1-3 of And So The Eagle Conquered.

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Shadows and DustChapter 021

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