The Tip Jar

Support me on the cheap! Gets me a nice cup of lemon tea with honey so that I can make more audios. <3

You receive: - Patreon Announcements: Patreon feed access with announcements, silliness, previews, and more

• Early Access: Occasional early access to Reddit audios.

• Downloadable MP3s: Download links to all of my publicly available (Reddit) audios (Note: This only includes my original improvs and audios where script authors have given me permission to do so.)

Only The Basics

Throw 2 extra dollars my direction, buys me even MORE tea and possibly a cookie.

You receive: - All Patreon-exclusive SFW audios

• ONE Patreon exclusive NSFW audio per month that won't be posted anywhere else

• Bloopers and Shitposts: Access to my blooper reels and ever-increasing shitposts

• Access to Discord Server with Special Cyan Role

Treat Yourself

TWO TEAS 4 BLUE?! YOU'RE AMAZING!!

You receive: - Everything from previous tiers

• All Patreon-exclusive SFW audios including the My Cute Girlfriend series, sleep aid audios, ASMR audios, and more as the catalog expands

• Voting: Cornflower patrons get to vote on which script I'll record first for Reddit next month from a pool of scripts that I hand-select!

• TWO Patreon exclusive audios per month that won't be posted on Reddit

• Special Cornflower Role on Discord

The Tier With Allllllll the Audios

Omg I can get a cute mug to go with my tea

You receive: - Everything from previous tiers

• Voting: Peacock patrons get to vote on what the first exclusive of the month will be from a pool of titles/tags

• THREE exclusive NSFW audios per month that won't be posted on Reddit

• Downloadable MP3s of all my audios, including Patreon exclusive audios

• Special Peacock Role on Discord

The Real Brains of the Operation

Hey, I found you!!

My best value tier for my audiophiles. Has the maximum amount of exclusive content and other great benefits to help me choose what I record next.

You receive: - Everything from previous tiers

• Double Votes: Sky Blue patrons get double votes for the first exclusive audio each month to give their choice a boost

• THREE OR MORE (as inspiration hits me!) exclusive NSFW audios per month that won't be posted to Reddit

• Access to my VIP and Idea Rooms on Discord - Smaller rooms where I hang out and chat with y'all about script and audio ideas. I often ask the Idea Room for their opinion on new audio ideas.

The Royal Treatment

Forget tea, this buys me dinner!! Thanks for taking me out :P

You receive: - Everything from previous tiers

• Double Votes: Sapphire patrons get double votes for the first exclusive audio each month to give their choice a boost

• THREE OR MORE (as inspiration hits me!) exclusive NSFW audios per month that won't be posted to Reddit

• Access to my secret #lewd-locker channel on Discord, where I post extra content

• Special Sapphire Role on Discord

Patron Saint of Porn

For angel listeners who believe in me so much they just wanna offer extra support. <3

All the benefits of Sapphire!