You will get one haiku every month! Send me a THEME or IDEA.
You will get one haiku every month! Send me a THEME or IDEA.
5 Haikus every month! It's the best way to carry stuff around.
Receive a 1k story. Compared to my usual commission rates, that's $3 off! Thank you my child, may the succubus be with you.
Receive a 1.5k long story, saving $5 off my usual commission rate. I would make a Youtube joke, but Youtube is a joke.
You shall receive a story 3k long (Saving $5 on usual commission rates) as well as 2 haikus, and a 10% DISCOUNT on all offsite commissions! ($9 per 1k). All for the greater good.
Receive 6k worth of content (Save $10), 5 haikus and a 25% DISCOUNT on all offsite commissions. ($7.50 per 1k) If you're going to take over the world, you gots to have good deals.
So, you'll get 10k words (Saving $25), 10 haikus and a 50% DISCOUNT on all offsite commissions ($5 per 1k) For your eyes only (Not really, that's up to you.)