July 17th 2023: Progress Report

Hello everyone, Rem here with this week's (month's?) Progress Report!

Wow, it's been almost a MONTH already since the last report! So I basically moved into the new apartment at the end of last month, so it's been two weeks and a half since I'm in the new place and I have been settling into it, working out the wonders and mysteries of living by myself.

However, I didn't decide to write this post today to bore you all with the mundane details and discoveries of apartment living, such as wow, a WD40 works wonders on an old rusty door lock so I don't need to break my thumb everytime to get into my own apartment!!!!

No, actually I have a bit of announcement. And a mini announcement too. If you haven't been following our Ci-en where Sachinama posts, the Karryn figurine is almost finished with design production!! So there's a high chance it will start hitting retail stores within this year!! For details as they come, follow us on Ci-en!

https://ci-en.dlsite.com/creator/2068

Now then, to the main meat of today's post. It has been decided that we will do a big free update for Karryn's Prison while I'm still figuring out the work-life balance of living by myself as well as brainstorming stuff. And this free update is essentially to add a cosmetic option to shrink Karryn's K-cup breasts.

I know some of you right now just slammed your fist onto your desk from reading that last sentence. Blasphemy!! Burn Rem at stake!! Protect Karryn's Karryns!! Honey, order some pitchforks from Amazon right now! Get Jeff on the phone, we need next day shipping here!! We'll cut Rem's balls for every inch he takes off of Karryn, an inch for an inch!!!

Now hear me out here. The reason why Karryn's funbags are so big in the first place, is to emphasize the silly over-sexuality of her character. However, there's a realm of acceptability and tolerance for cartoon breast size, and mine has been poisoned and evolved from almost two decades of perusing this field. I personally think Karryn's Prison is a neat game, and it always made me a bit sad when someone wasn't willing to give it a try because Karryn's honka-donkas were too big for them to realm of being unarousing. So I discussed with Sachinama, and we agree to try redrawing Karryn's planetary spheres from the big K-cups, to a more realistic H-cups.

According to Sachinama, the mountainous effort to re-zone Karryn's area code is estimated to take six months. Hopefully, by the end of this estimated six months, some people would be less embarrassed to recommend Karryn's Prison. You can go, oh no no no, she doesn't have to look like that! That screenshot is her K-cup option! There's now a new cosmetic feature to make her delicious milk bags be a more reasonable H-cup!!!!

And that's it for this week's (month's?) Progress Report. The world is undergoing a huge heat wave right now, please remember to stay hydrated, cool, and look for the elderly. Check up on your neighbors and tell them psssst, did you hear that they're adding an option to change Karryn's mounds of glory?