https://furaffinity.net/journal/10552819

Following Furaffinity's ban on characters with anatomy not compatible with progressive liberal values and / or Christian fundamentalism, I have updated my 3D model to be FA friendly and in compliance with the latest version of American Sharia Law. As can be seen in the image, the proportions between the character's body parts were closely examined by scientific experts specialized in alien species from fictional realms, who determined those are the correct proportions for inhabitants of the planet X1337 to be considered adults: This puts the species of that realm at lower risk of causing moderators to see adult characters as cubs, offering protection from an admin having a bad day and needing an excuse to ban someone to feel better.

At the moment I'm waiting on FA staff for clarification on what color tones my drawings are allowed to use so I don't get banned for bad tones: As a responsible comrade I'm very concerned that if my contrast ratio is off, I may end up triggering a mass depression event due to my art having real life consequences. I've also had a hard time falling asleep last night out of fear the image resolution I'm using might be racist. Of course the thing weighing most on my conscience are all the people I have killed... by contributing to first person shooter games which cause real life mass shootings since as we know anything ever created in fiction automatically manifests into reality... forgive me for my sins, father.

Remember: We must all do our part and be socially responsible, we're all in this together, the bad man is everywhere and he is clever but we shall leave no man unpersecuted till our warriors of the light catch every last thought criminal: Onward to absolute madness until total destruction.