01376 - The Ritual Of The Seen Cloth


Recovered from the journals of Jordan Beede

What You Need:

One garment (or piece of cloth that was once part of a garment) that has been seen by more than a million people.
Two liters of milk.
About sixty kilos of mashed potato.
A photo of [REDACTED]

Steps:

Using the mashed potato, form a vaguely humanoid form. You don’t need to be exact, but make sure you add the right amount of arms, legs, heads, hands, feet and genitals. Any number in excess or missing will result in the Pearl having those limbs in excess or missing.
For the next two days, pour some of the milk every few hours, to ensure there’s always a wet patch on the mash. After two days, make a hole with your fingers big enough to put the cloth into it. Put the cloth into the hole and blow over it. Leave the room and wait for an hour.
If the ritual has been performed correctly, the hole will now be closed, and the cloth will be inside of the statue. If anything went wrong, the cloth will be on the floor and would be covered in blood stains. If the latter happens, someone from the Wrong Turn will kill you within a week. You can’t avoid this, but might want to start preparations.
If the ritual has proceeded correctly, go to bed and masturbate. Over the night, you will be woken by a Pearl that resembles [REDACTED]. She will proceed to dance in a way that feels enticing to the viewer.
At this point, the ritual is complete, and the Pearl will be friendly and amenable. I performed this ritual three times, and every time she was willing to have sex with me despite acting as if it was the first time we met. I believe they were actually honest, and that they were different people who just happened to look the same, but I might be wrong.
The first time, I actually just asked her to sit on me, after we spoke a little. She kissed me on the lips and put her arms around my neck, and we ended up having sex casually right there, on the chair. She was sweet and it felt cozy and romantic, like the kind of sex you have with a partner you’ve known for a long time.
When I realized the second one didn’t seem to recognize me, I tried to see how far she would let me go. I was surprised. She let me do everything I wanted. She was dirty, flexible and open to all of my advances and physical demands. There was spanking, bruising, gagging, fisting… She took it all, and kept coming back for more.
The third time I did the ritual it felt strange. I know some of this magick is supposed to loose luster for a while. Our drives are like an addiction, and like drugs we always keep needing a stronger dose, but somehow this time it felt like I had lost the passion for it. The Pearl and I mostly spoke, but it felt awkward and forced, like meeting an old friend and suddenly realizing you’ve grown too far apart. We didn’t fuck this time. I considered asking her for a blowjob, but even that felt weird. 

After you wake up, remove all traces of the mashed potato from the room, as it will start to emit a pungent smell within hours. You will find yourself unable to feel empathy to characters in movies.

Notes:

Addendum a:
From: Dr. Lehman Rush
Re: Experiment 01376-3: Empathy blockers
It’s been noted that the empathy loss effect from 01376 could be interesting for project [REDACTED]. However, we’ve found no way of replicating that effect so that it affects something other than fictional characters. In particular, it does seem to only affect characters that are shown in the format of a fictional story told by pictures shown in rapid succession. Subjects experiencing the empathy loss seem to be affected by empathic reactions to books, stories told to them or even documentary movies.
We need to run more tests. Please help me getting the right approvals.

To: Dr. Lehman Rush
Re: Experiment 01376-3: Empathy blockers
Due to the unpredictable and dangerous nature of the ritual, we cannot condone further tests.

From: Dr. Lehman Rush
Re: Experiment 01376-3: Empathy blockers
Well, [EXPLETIVES DELETED].

Addendum b:
Memo to all employees, 17/03/[REDACTED]
Dr. Lehman Rush is no longer part of the Institute. He should be considered dangerous, and security personnel are encouraged to shoot on sight.

Memo to all employees, 22/03/[REDACTED]
We regret to inform you that Dr. Lehman Rush died last night. If you have been in contact with Dr. Rush in the past month, please present yourself to [REDACTED] for further physical and psychological examination.

Memo to all employees, 24/03/[REDACTED]
We’ve been informed of recent sightings of Dr. Lehman Rush. We remind everybody that he should be considered dangerous, and security personnel are encouraged to shoot on sight.

Addendum c:
The following was scribbled into a post-it note that was slapped into 01376 file. It is unknown who wrote the post-it.
Hey, Lehman, you know the cinema in 00724? Well, call me, because I believe these entities might be connected!