Greetings everyone! I'm hard at work on the first Sword & Sorcery Misadventures story now, deep into chapter FOUR of SEVEN planned chapters for this particular story. I am holding off on posting the first chapter for the moment because I've decided to kill two birds with one stone and release the story as part of this year's Kinktober event, implementing several of the prompts from the list into the narrative.

To tide you over until the actual story is released in October, here's a preview introducing the heroines of the story! I'd hoped to include some TTRPG character sheets to go along with them, but started getting too caught up in the system mechanics and decided to hold off until later when I can settle on the particulars. In the meantime, let's meet the ladies who shall be going on these (mis)adventures!

Race: Human
Gender: Female
Eyes: Blue
Hair/Fur: Blond
Age: 21
Height: 6’ 4”
Weight: 255 lbs.

Physical Description: Huge for a human woman, exceptionally well-muscled, multiple scars from previous battles (favorite scar: ). Very Nordic in appearance, with fair skin. Golden hair is worn long and braided, tied up during battle. Has sizeable breasts and shapely hips, even with all the muscle. In this setting, her appearance is very exotic. Typically wears heavy armor and prefers two-handed weapons, but also makes use of a shield and sword/axe when needed.

History: Daughter of a powerful warlord amongst a seafaring people, Astrid is amongst the best warriors of her clan, an embodiment of the goddess of battle, some would say. Hearing rumors of vast riches in a far away land, she leads a small fleet across the vast oceans, facing the harsh seas and inclement weather with no fear, raiding islands and small settlements along the coasts as they go. Rumors of a new invading force persist through the settlements she and her men plunder as they near the rumored golden city of Kifu’Nemhat. New thoughts begin to swirl in Asrid’s head as they grow ever closer, of arriving and facing this invasion in glorious battle, conquering not only the invaders, but the city itself in one fell swoop, and claiming the lands for she and her people, growing her legend.

Race: Desert Elf
Gender: Female
Eyes: Violet
Hair/Fur: Flame Orange
Age: 103
Height: 5’ 2”
Weight: 95 lbs.

Physical Description: Deep tan/brown skin, long flame-orange hair worn loose or in a tail, lithe elvish body with long ears pierced several times with precious metal rings (gold and silver), violet eyes. Usually seen with a disapproving scowl on her face (especially after her enslavement to the Imperator). Her body is covered arcane tattoos that make up her spellbook, as paper is rare in the desert, which also makes it difficult to remove her access to memorizing her spells. Usually dresses for the desert, though tends to wear little when out of the sun in a safe place. Relies on her mage’s staff and daggers for defense.

History: Borne of the sands, Galvaera, along with her clan, move about, seemingly at the will of the desert winds, traveling from one holding to the next. Gifted with a keen mind and a talent for the arcane, she is trained in the arcane ways of her people as one of the “sand witches”. Life is never easy in the desert, and she has learned survival, both from the natural hazards and the other denizens of the dunes which seek to claim the ancient elvish strongholds deep within the desert. The future of her people grows uncertain as the new mazoku threat has entered the region, and already claimed Kifu’Nemhat and several other settlements along the life-giving river at its mouth, compounding her peoples’ ancient rivalry with the orcs of the desert. She finds it very awkward to mingle with other cultures, as the ways of others are often strange and backward, and does little to hide her displeasure or to mock those of the ‘lesser’ races.

Race: Goblin
Gender: Female
Eyes: Blue
Hair/Fur: Crimson Red
Age: 21
Height: 3’ 1”
Weight: 45 lbs.

Physical Description: Very definition of a short stack, with large breasts and wide hips and thick thighs. Her crimson hair is usually worn on the wild side, or in a quartet of pigtails, contrasting with her deep green skin. Ears are big and pointed on the end, has larger-than-average feet (which tend to get quite sweaty and dirty) thanks to the halfling blood in her line, which also explains her sexy and desirable appearance. Usually dresses in light but baggy clothing with lots of places to hide stolen goods, usually with additional pouches and bags. Favors typical thief weapons, daggers and short swords, when she has to defend herself.

History: Bekksie grew up in Kifu’Nemhat and its surrounding towns, as many goblins do, preying on the travelers and adventurers that frequent the city on their way into the desert for untold treasures. Usually they only wind up dead and lost amongst the sands, so what’s the harm in relieving them of some of their earthly belongings before letting the desert claim them? Bekksie doesn’t hesitate to snatch valuables that catch her eye, nor is she shy about using her body’s charms to get even more, and a little carnal pleasure while she’s at it, even if she has to turn over a good portion of what she makes to the guild. She has been struggling of late on the thievery front, though, given the mazoku takeover of the city, and their insistence on bringing order to the once anarchic streets. As such, she’s been forced to do more of her other favorite pastime, being a whore at one of the many brothels around the city, where she’s got quite the reputation for her flexibility and dexterity with both fingers and feet.

Race: Kerryn
Gender: Female
Eyes: Amber
Hair/Fur: Midnight Black
Age: 176
Height: 5’ 8”
Weight: 140 lbs.

Physical Description: Dark skin, with darker hair and fur, hair may be worn long and loose or tied up in a tail. Ears are pierced, and usually has precious stones/beads woven into her hair. Usually wears cheetah furs as a sign of her devotion to Mafdet, and is accustomed to travel and survival in the desert. Has several tattoos upon her body in the style of the ‘old ones’, which mirrors ancient Egyptian markings. Typically uses a khopesh for her primary weapon alongside a small shield, though is also known to use daggers (especially during sacrifices), bows, and her own claws. Is immune to poisons thanks to Mafdet’s blessing.

History: Samira was but a child when her people left their original world and began their journey through multiple planes that eventually led them to this world, which they plan to claim as their own after their journey through the Duat, in which they learned of the ancient gods and adopted their ways to replace the gods they lost either before leaving the world of Andyllion or when they had traveled beyond their influence, though much of the old ways are still mysterious to them. Samira seeks knowledge buried in the sands of time in the deep deserts beyond Kifu’Nemhat. Throwing herself into her newfound religion, she seeks to be a beacon of hope to her people, who have become somewhat despondent, even with their newfound gods, and to help claim a place for themselves in this new world through whatever means necessary. As newcomers to the world, the kerryns are outsiders, and most peoples do not trust them; as such, they try to blend in as they can, work as servants and to do other jobs that some find undesirable, as they slowly begin to understand the world around them with plans to make the region their own, for unlike many races, their lives are long, and perhaps longer once the secrets of the ancients are revealed to them, and they are a patient people. However, Samira is sometimes too zealous, and does not hesitate to seek to right injustices when they are against her or her people, and is not the least bit hesitant to offer up a wrongdoer’s heart to Anubis for judgement.

After this initial story is released, the plan is to have a series with the ladies getting involved in a variety of sword & sorcery styled adventures, from plundering tombs buried deep within the sands, to intrigue within the massive coastal city of Kifu'Nemhat, to facing the horrors of ancient evils buried deep in the desert. While the stories will have some gritty pulpiness to them, they will ultimately be kinky in nature, as the party falls afoul of various curses, get captured by bandits, or must simply suffer for the pleasure of their master. These stories probably won't be getting too large in keeping with their pulpy nature, but who knows? If they prove popular enough, maybe that'll change.

The story will officially be released in October, coinciding with Kinktober, and will be released a chapter at a time, likely starting on the 1st, possibly with one chapter each week, maybe with a shifted release schedule so that it won't go past the end of the month.

So, I hope you'll consider joining me for the upcoming adventures, and consider lending me your support so that I can keep creating these stories! Spread the word!


Note: Character portraits generated using AI. All writing was done by me, by hand, as it has always been.