Fuck, she's so hot. Quickly simp, what do I say???

I honestly don't even know why I'm asking you, since you're dating my butt for the rest of your life like a pathetic bitch and have zero experience here. It's 'cause she gets me pretty flustered, which is NOT the usual... ughhhh.
She's asking if she can come to my place TONIGHT?! Okay okay, it'll be fine, you just have some serious clean-up work to do, loser...
I just need to figure out if she'd be cool with you serving us or if I should hide you in the closet the whole time or just kick you out...
Nah, I'm not taking any chances with this one. I really wanna fuck her and I can't have you weirding her out. Soooo I'm gonna shower since it's been a few days for me, and while I do that you straighten up this room, clean the kitchen, remove all traces of yourself, and get OUT of my house. Stupid simp.
Yes I know you live here too, I don't care. Text Evelyn or Celene and ask if they'll take you in for the night. Don't speak again.