I love how your head's smaller than ONE cheek...
You're such an owned little bitch under there. Drowning in my butt fat. Kisses, NOW!
You keep making me fucking pasta and other carb-heavy dishes too, so I think my booty's growing tbh... whatever. I'm always perfect.
Speaking of which, what are you making me for dinner tonight, chef slave? And don't you need to get started soon? It's getting LATE. Don't let me get hangry.





