Update
Hi all!
A few updates:
- First of all, 'The Adventures of Shirley Bones, the World's Most Hung Detective!' will be released on the 4th July. See below for a sneak peak!
- The 'F*cked' complete series compilation with BONUS 5000 word epilogue is now up on gumroad! Please note that the link below must be copied and pasted, as Subscribestar reroutes to the main profile. ⬇️
www.thereshegoes123.gumroad.com/l/uyolot
NOTE - Subscribers from levels 1 to 3 will ALL get a🔥50% discount, but the discount code will only be valid until mid-July, so don't miss your chance to subscribe now and get the full compilation + bonus half price! (Vault users will be able to read the epilogue section already in the vault, but can also purchase the complete collection at half price if they wish.)
- A vault user commissioned mini-scene 'Strapped in' will be uploaded early next month, so keep your eyes peeled. (Starring a young man who finds out that the dominatrix he hired has a lot more tricks up her sleeve, and is about to show him a whole new world of pleasure. Maybe he shouldn't have let her tie him up first....)
- A vote will be up for all paying subscribers tomorrow to decide which series to continue.
- I'm working on some new captions, so hopefully they'll be finished and ready to go in a month's time
Enjoy! - TSG123 x
Sneak peak -
The Adventures of Shirley Bones, the World's Most Hung Detective!
We open the door, and are greeted by a peculiar sight. The place is a museum of strange artefacts - a hip bone sitting on the mantelpiece; some sort of colourful foreign plant sitting under a jauntily-placed candle, and what looked like a curved scimitar hanging from the wall, next to a worryingly phallic-shaped statue. Books and other trinkets were scattered everywhere, including some frilly red underwear draped on the couch which I immediately averted my attention from, coughing loudly.
"Something the matter dear?" My wife whispered.
"No.. no I just... I hope our future roommate will clear up after themselves once we've moved in."
"Fear not!"
A figure emerged from a large leather chair facing the window, standing up to a towering height over us. I must say I rather lost my nerve, eyes widening as the owner of the red panties looked down a sharp nose and chin at us, eyes filled with mischief. They widened however upon locating me.
"I say….John Butt-son. And your wife, Marie! How lovely to see you.... I’m glad you enjoyed Tilly's eclairs off Bingham street. My name is Shirley Bones."
The way she crisply pronounced our last name as two separate words was so obscenely wrong that my wife giggles as I stammer.
“B-Buts-what? Apologies but I must insist-”
She wore a soft purple dress that hugged a fairly firm, muscular figure, almost masculine in frame although there were fair swells of her bust and hips, not overly rotund like Miss Hudson's egregious hills but filling out her dress enough for me to feel distracted as she leaned forwards. However it was not just her breasts that magnetised me, but the sharp grey eyes that seemed to lock me in place.
“-… I, ah..”
"I see you've made an extra effort for me. Not too much though... I'd have hoped you'd shined your boots this morning rather than at the cigar lounge yesterday evening. Diamond Lounge, if I'm not mistaken?"
"Did you discuss my evening activities with your friend beforehand?" I frowned, turning to my wife.
"No dear."
Miss Bones snorted.
"Of course not. I have no time to follow you to the Diamond Lounge after your doctor’s practice... and especially not observe you later that evening whilst you and your wife engaged in… extra-carricular activities last night."
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The Adventures of Shirley Bones, the World's Most Hung Detective! will be released on 4th July.




