AI: Yes, No, or Just the Tip? 😬👈
Film studios are having an existential crisis over AI... but are also using it for their own projects. For example, Disney filed a lawsuit against Seedance AI this week, but Disney also launched their own AI project to be released later this year.
What's all this AI news mean for us? Not much right now.
Why?
What's all this AI news mean for us? Not much right now.
Why?
- Most AI engines can not be used for porn videos
- The AI that can be used for porn is only for short clips, not the giant Adventure-Porn movies I make
- Or there's some other AI problem that is too big to ignore
I evaluated several AI tools with some simple requirements: (1080p, 60fps, don't do anything weird) and they all failed. The clip below was my best failure. It successfully made the crowd clap without doing anything too weird, but this AI engine can only do 720p at 24fps. And it pushed into the shot even when I told it "static camera". And all the times AI video failed me, it still cost me money and time.
What about lip-sync? Can I make my characters talk? The options are either bad (cheap) or good (expensive) and are all time consuming to make. So that's a no-go at this point too. My priority will continue to be the sex scenes, orgies, cumshots splattering all over pretty faces and titties. You know, the good things in life.
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I’m strongly against generative AI. All AI “art” is based on stolen art. No AI could ever create something as good as you make simply because you’re human. And then there is the ecological disaster that comes from needing so much water to cool all the new server farms. I know you’re just looking for ways to streamline your production process, but I don’t think AI is the right choice.
Yeah, there's that too. I remember a few years ago I had a job where they switched to all LED lights and we changed our work so we used less copy paper.
And now, on the other end of the spectrum, the biggest companies in the world are saying "We want all your electricity... and you know what, we're taking the water too because... fuck you, humans"