The Legend of Minty Fresh (Updated Poem)

By Mika Mouse

I. The Struggle

Once there was a dame named Minty Winter.

Hit by a job loss, it felt like a splinter.

They gamed and gorgon-streamed all night long.

Keeping it fresh with a cheesy song:

Minty, minty, fresh... oh yeah! Minty, minty, fresh... oh yeah!

Hit the ground and roll in dirt, Inside the arena, showing others hurt.

Dodging rapid blows as they go berserk, until the crusty foe becomes inert.

Minty, minty, fresh... oh yeah! Minty, minty, fresh... oh yeah!

Old Minty is the clear-cut winner.

But the ref called "magic hacks" as unfair.

So there is no chicken dinner.

II. The Payback

Minty, minty, fresh! A battle-ready Gorgon seeking out a challenging job.

The bosses feared her stony stare, so they called upon the mob.

But faster than a moment's breath, Old Minty busted through the door.

She left with a paycheck in her hand, as bad guys sobbed on the floor.

Minty, minty, fresh! A battle-ready Gorgon slithered with cash to the store.

Bought neighbors marshmallows and fried chicken.

So everyone could enjoy chicken smores.