Hey everyone,

I have a major update, and it is a serious one. I had my MRI last week and got the results today. I have a severe herniated disc that is pressing on both the major nerve in my back and my spinal cord. Thankfully there does not appear to be permanent damage, and surgery should fix the problem. I met with my surgeon, and he was very clear about the urgency of getting this taken care of as soon as possible.

The procedure will likely be next week. The good news is that my long term prognosis is solid as long as there are no complications, but I will absolutely be down for the rest of this month and into the next one.

This unfortunately affects the holiday audios. Below is a poll for the Krampus pieces to see if y’all would prefer they come out late or if you want me to save them for December 2026. Christmas content outside of December always feels a little strange, but if the community wants them sooner, those will be the next audios I make and release once I am recovered and able to work again.

Thank you for your patience, your kindness, and your support while I deal with this massive ass kicking. I will continue to keep y’all updated as things happen.

All my crimped old lady love, 

- Goddess