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A New Partnership!
Hey all, I just wanted you to know that we've recently partnered up with a new group called the MaxMicroT(tm) Corporation. This means our plans for Snow Daze have changed!
We've decided to take after innovative pioneers like Unity. Instead of an outdated "purchase" model, in order to combat piracy we are now implementing a pay-per-install system. Now every time you install the game you'll be charged the full price! This new and innovative system should keep us competitive in this modern age.
Taking after EA we have decided to implement a full suite of everything you asked for - DLC, DLC, and more DLC! Did you like the outfits in the original changing every day? Now we'll offer you more on our innovative slootbox(tm) sytem! Pay for the chance to get random garbage, actual garbage, and a 0.000001% shot at getting that rare Jane dress!
Partnering with our Japanese partners at MaxMicroT(tm) we are also happy to announce that soon you'll get to enjoy our Snow Daze pachinko machine! Following the example of successful AAA companies like Konami, we believe that you should spend hours playing with our balls in a nice safe corner of a casino.
We have also decided to start implementing charge-by-update on our subscribestar so we can finally give you all the updates you want! With that financial incentive to post you better believe you're getting a dozen updates a day from now on! I will begin previewing the new outfits and characters one outfit at at time - one limb and nostril at a time, to ensure you get the most updates humanly possible!
We are also going to be changing our policy towards product placement and commercial content in our games! Soon, you can look forward to getting ads about needing psychological help in game. The ink on the deal just dried so we're not ready to announce who yet - but here's a hint, you've seen them in the news about selling your personal data lately!
That brings us to our final note - your data. As the living incarnation of all evil I truly do not care about your privacy, and to celebrate that I'm turning your dirty secrets and skeletons in the closet into fat stacks of cash, which I then intend to spend on catnip. We will be adding spyware to all future products. We never had any before, but hey, there's no time like the present to fix that!
If you don't like the changes we're making I encourage you to suck it up and learn to endure it. I'm not a giant corporation and I'm not sorry it's April Fools. Have a good one all!
Hey all, I just wanted you to know that we've recently partnered up with a new group called the MaxMicroT(tm) Corporation. This means our plans for Snow Daze have changed!
We've decided to take after innovative pioneers like Unity. Instead of an outdated "purchase" model, in order to combat piracy we are now implementing a pay-per-install system. Now every time you install the game you'll be charged the full price! This new and innovative system should keep us competitive in this modern age.
Taking after EA we have decided to implement a full suite of everything you asked for - DLC, DLC, and more DLC! Did you like the outfits in the original changing every day? Now we'll offer you more on our innovative slootbox(tm) sytem! Pay for the chance to get random garbage, actual garbage, and a 0.000001% shot at getting that rare Jane dress!
Partnering with our Japanese partners at MaxMicroT(tm) we are also happy to announce that soon you'll get to enjoy our Snow Daze pachinko machine! Following the example of successful AAA companies like Konami, we believe that you should spend hours playing with our balls in a nice safe corner of a casino.
We have also decided to start implementing charge-by-update on our subscribestar so we can finally give you all the updates you want! With that financial incentive to post you better believe you're getting a dozen updates a day from now on! I will begin previewing the new outfits and characters one outfit at at time - one limb and nostril at a time, to ensure you get the most updates humanly possible!
We are also going to be changing our policy towards product placement and commercial content in our games! Soon, you can look forward to getting ads about needing psychological help in game. The ink on the deal just dried so we're not ready to announce who yet - but here's a hint, you've seen them in the news about selling your personal data lately!
That brings us to our final note - your data. As the living incarnation of all evil I truly do not care about your privacy, and to celebrate that I'm turning your dirty secrets and skeletons in the closet into fat stacks of cash, which I then intend to spend on catnip. We will be adding spyware to all future products. We never had any before, but hey, there's no time like the present to fix that!
If you don't like the changes we're making I encourage you to suck it up and learn to endure it. I'm not a giant corporation and I'm not sorry it's April Fools. Have a good one all!
You forgot one point: The release date for SnowDaze revamped / Tropical Daze / Overwhored 3D will be in 2024.
I was hoping you’d post a body shot of Jane’s bunny girl outfit for Easter
Ugh! I just want a release date 😩😂