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Noodlehammer
I write fanfiction as a hobby, on www.fanfiction.net.
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Not quite a handful, but easy to grip and squeeze.

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Fills up the hands nicely, unless you have dainty hands.

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Starting to spill over. For those with extra large hands.

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Back pain.

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Immobilized. Only for the insane.

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