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Level C

Not quite a handful, but easy to grip and squeeze.

9 subscribers
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Level D

Fills up the hands nicely, unless you have dainty hands.

9 subscribers
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Level E

Starting to spill over. For those with extra large hands.

2 subscribers
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Level GG

Back pain.

1 subscriber
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Level ZZ

Immobilized. Only for the insane.

0 subscribers


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