Thank you, you perverse and generous soul! You've unlocked premium mode, which automatically puts you above most mortals... and with a self-esteem boner that can cross dimensions.
With this subscription, you will receive:
The trial version of the game as soon as it is released. The first, the good, the juicy, the one that still smells like freshly baked code with a hint of creative desperation and unlimited access to all the artwork in glorious high definition.
Voting rights in polls that decide the future of the project, the lore, and probably the fate of my sanity.
And if that wasn't enough, you also get all the privileges of the "NORMAL SIZE" level, but with a sexual aura that could get someone pregnant just by looking at you.
With this level of support:
Your dick will get longer (or your ovaries will swell with power).
It will increase your karma, your charisma and your chances of surviving a demonic invasion.
And if you die young, I swear I'll tattoo your name on the ass of one of the characters.
Thank you for funding this madness. You're making history... and possibly metaphysical crimes.