You're the best, buddy. You dropping a couple bucks per month in the tip jar to show your appreciation for my work is the awesomest of sauces. Consider your classy self virtually fist-bumped, because you are one cool cucumber.

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You're a total babe. Everything you do is super sexy. You even take showers completely naked and sometimes sing into the showerhead, gorgeously. The fact that you support me is the honestly the knockingest of knockers.

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You're an absolute beaut. When people look at you they feel butterflies fluttering in their balls whether they actually have them or not. Scientifically, you out-charm Zaphod Beeblebrox and out-sultry Barbarella. You supporting me is the cream in my eclair.

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You're supreme bonerbait. Men, women, and animals of many varieties experience immediate erections in your presence. One time you even got everyone in the car free large smoothies with only a sexy sideways glance at the drive-thru clerk. Having you support me is ruining my bed sheets from wet dreams.

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You're a beautiful badass. A snap of your fingers is enough to cause anyone in the universe to explode in overwhelming orgasms. Once a ghost tried to haunt you but upon seeing your sultry stare it did your dishes and made your bed and promised never to visit again for fear of falling in love. Your support gives me a constant fearection.

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• My scarousal!