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"I had no idea the ritual would include impregnation! If I knew that, I never would have asked my own brother to volunteer! But come on -- you're the only guy friend I have, and if I back out of the initiation ritual now, the whole coven is going to think I'm a total flake! They'll never let me join if I miss this!"

What goes around comes around. You have an affair with an employee's wife. He leaves the company in a fit of rage. A couple of decades later, the company is *much* bigger and you've mostly forgotten about that old incident. But you're really eying one of the new hires, a bombshell of a secretary. And the good news is that she really seems to be into you too! The bad news is that she's apparently that disgruntled employee's daughter. The worse news -- only learned after it's *far* too late -- is that she *isn't* the disgruntled employee's daughter. She's *your* daughter.

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