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This week's story will be how a poor pregnant and single teenager survives through the kindness of strangers. Her boss lets her rent an entire bathroom stall for cheap and customers give her all the liquid meals she can eat. It will be a happy story unless some of those customers get greedy.
Next week is tentacle monster week, those lovable scamps.
Hopefully she’s heard of the importance of ingesting her meals vaginally and rectally, more often than not at the same time. For convenience and efficacy, of course.
I voted just to make it a tie. #1 is obviously the patrician's choice, the rest of these plebs have no taste.
Ties for the tie god!!!