An Update From...Zack Norton?

How's it going, everyone? It's your favorite Doberman, stepping in for Joshiah because he's too busy being a nerd and getting distracted to keep a proper schedule.

If you've been paying attention to the word on the street, you know that he's about to have a kid and go on hiatus and all that, yadda yadda. I'm happy for him (really!) but we've still got work to do over here, and now that I've got my hands on the steering wheel for a moment, we're gonna be doing some dirty work.

Patreon is becoming the new home of this ongoing series he's developing called "At Your Service," where players and readers will get to unlock first-person interactions with some of his most famous characters. If that sounds like something you'd want, you'd better scoot on over there and sign up! https://www.patreon.com/Joshiah

As for this site, since the rules are kinda slack, we're opening something here called "The Secret Menu." We're gonna do away with the higher reward levels and keep it simple.

$1 gets you access to every story that comes up here.
$2 gets you access to the private discord.
$3 gets you voting rights on anything we want your opinion for.
$5 gets you AMA access, so you can ask your favorite characters (Or Joshiah, I guess,) any naughty questions that you think of, once a month.

As for the content that's coming? I'm not allowed to say all of it here, since this post is a public advertisement...but Joshiah isn't afraid of writing too many things. I'll give him that.

This site will be for hosting some of the naughtiest things he can come up with, or, in the case of you, as the customer, things that might be too risque for the public forum. Curious what that means? You'll just have to send a message over and see what the author is willing to do.

If you're looking for raunchy content, you've come to the right place. Thanks for signing up for The Secret Menu. Start gorging yourselves!